Meet John Doesn't Listen, the meeting mastermind. His meetings are legendary for their lack of productivity, and his attendance record is only slightly more impressive.
John's meetings are a never-ending cycle of tangents, off-topic discussions, and existential questions about the meaning of life.
His colleagues have given up trying to get anything accomplished, and now they just attend for the free snacks.
If you're feeling trapped and want to experience the thrill of a meeting that's gone off the rails, John's your guy.
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What Does John Say?