Meet John, the self-proclaimed "Meeting Prophet" who has a unique gift: the ability to arrive fashionably late to every meeting.
His friends and family have given up trying to get him to be on time, and have instead learned to just accept that John will show up whenever he wants, whenever he feels like it.
Read John's story of woe: "My Internal Clock is Broken" Meet the Meeting Ninjas, who have taken on John as their mascot John: The Real MVP (Most Valuable Procrastinator)