John the Unsure: Prophet of Uncertainty

John the Unsure is a prophet of the highest order, renowned for his ability to predict the unpredictable. His prophecies are often shrouded in mystery, leaving his followers to wonder what exactly he's foretelling.

• Mary the Unsure's Prophecies
• Steve the Forecaster's Bio
• Phil the Ambiguous' Prophecies

Meetings with John are always a thrilling experience, filled with uncertainty and possibility. Will he foretell a meeting that will last an hour or one that will last an eternity? Only he knows.