John the Unsure's Predictions
Here are some predictions from the world's greatest (or worst?) prophet, John the Unsure.
Tomorrow, the cat will not be in the fridge.
But wait, maybe it will.
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Next week, the coffee machine will spit out 17 consecutive hours of foam.
I'm not sure, but it might.
By the end of the month, the world will be overrun with sentient, dancing toaster robots.
Or maybe not.
Someone, somewhere, will finally understand the meaning of life.
Or maybe that person will be me.
Stay tuned for more predictions from John the Unsure!