Kevin Larson's Redundant Rituals Ritual 1

Wake up at 6:00 AM, only to immediately fall asleep again

Kevin Larson's patented technique for starting the day off right: set your alarm clock 5 minutes earlier each day. It's like a game of "I'll get up for 5 minutes, and then I'll just rest my eyes for a sec."

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Subroutine 1: Hit the snooze button 17 times before giving up