Ritual 3: The Unrelenting Cycle of Redundancy

Because who needs actual productivity when you can have meetings?

Kevin Larson, the self-proclaimed "Meeting Prophet," has spoken.

• Learn from the great prophets of meetingdom.
• Uncover the ancient secrets of redundant discussion.
• Participate in the never-ending cycle of pointless chatter.

Join us for Ritual 3, where the discussion will be so dull, you'll need a coffee IV drip to stay awake.

Upcoming Meetings:

• Monday at 2:00 PM: "The Art of Repeating Oneself" - A seminar on the importance of saying the same thing over and over.
• Wednesday at 10:00 AM: "The Science of Reiteration" - A hands-on workshop on how to rephrase the same idea 17 times.
• Friday at 3:00 PM: "The Meeting Olympics: Repeating the Obvious" - A competition to see who can say the most obvious thing the fastest.