Why settle for just any old bad idea, when you can have a bad idea with a built-in morning routine?
Imagine it: every day, you wake up to the sound of an alarm blaring "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey. You trudge to the meeting room, where a 10-foot tall inflatable cat in a suit is waiting for you. The meeting begins, and you're forced to discuss your "Action Items" in front of the whole company.
It's like a bad idea, but with more meetings! And who needs actual productivity when you can just talk about it all day?
Key Features:
- Unlimited meetings, every morning
- Action Items: because who needs actual work?
- 10-foot inflatable cat in a suit: because who doesn't love a good mascot?
Don't just have a bad idea, have more meeting mornings!