Known Bob gets a Biscuit

It's finally happening: Known Bob, the most revered meeting prophet of our time, has spoken.

With a voice like honey and a beard like thunder, Bob declares:

"I have foreseen the meetings of the future, and I shall lead you through the wasteland of unnecessary discussion and PowerPoint presentations."

And with that, Bob takes a bite of his trusty biscuit, a symbol of his prophetic power.

Read the Biscuit Prophecy to learn more about Bob's visions.

Join Known Bob's Biscuit Society and become part of the inner circle.

Learn the Secret Handshake of the Society, a gesture that will grant you access to Bob's inner circle.