Known Meeting Gods Reveal the Omnisciential Truth

Prophesied Revelations from the Great Meeting Gods

After eons of deliberating, our meeting gods have finally revealed the secrets to the omnisciential bureaucracy.

We have discovered that:

• The true purpose of meetings is to create an illusion of productivity, while secretly doing nothing.
• Every meeting is a form of performance art, where attendees pretend to be engaged while secretly counting down the seconds until it's over.