Committee of Omniscience
Meet the prophets of meetings.
Chairman's Message
As the Chairman of the Committee of Omniscience, I'm pleased to announce that our meetings are the most redundant, the most bureaucratic, and the most prophetic meetings you'll ever attend.
We've got the best meeting rooms, the best coffee, and the best meeting chairs. Our meetings are so exciting, you'll forget to leave.
So, come and experience the thrill of meetings like no other. Join us and discover the secrets of the Committee of Omniscience.