We, the Committee of Omniscience, have convened to tackle the pressing issues of Redundant Meetings.
Our esteemed members, known as Meeting Prophets, have spent years studying the ancient art of meeting-crafting.
Through their omniscient gaze, they have uncovered the secrets of the universe, and can predict with certainty the outcomes of any meeting.
Below, you will find our most notable revelations:
Stay tuned for further updates from the Committee of Omniscience.