Meeting Prophets' Scribe Archives

Welcome to the archives of the Meeting Prophets, where the most mundane and the most esoteric of meeting notes reside.

Recent Revelations

Here are some of the most recent and most profound revelations from the Meeting Prophets:

• Meeting Prophets 003: "The Tacos Will Save Us All"
• Meeting Prophets 002: "The Importance of Proper Handshakes"
• Meeting Prophets 001: "The Futility of Trying to Find a Good Parking Spot"

Scribe's Quips

And here are some of the scribe's most witty remarks:

• "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for meetings."
• "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."

Related Pages

You might also be interested in:

• Known Meeting Saints - A collection of meeting attendees who have achieved enlightenment
• Omnisciential Bureaucratic Rituals - A guide to the ancient traditions of the Meeting Prophets

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Prophetic Quest for the Perfect Meeting - A perilous journey through the depths of the Meeting Prophets' archives