Known Meeting Sage Says

A collection of the most sage-like meeting proclamations from known meeting sages.

The art of meetings is not just about being present, it's about being prepared.

Meetings are like pizza, even when you're not hungry, they make the day more interesting.

Remember, a meeting is not just a meeting, it's a chance to make small talk and pretend you're interested.

When in doubt, just say "has anyone else?" and hope someone else has an answer.

Meetings are like puzzles, and the more people in the room, the more pieces that fit.

It's not about being right, it's about being loud.

Meetings are like boats, even when they're sinking, they're still floating.

A meeting without a clear agenda is like a car without a GPS, you'll get somewhere, but where, no one knows.