Today, Prophet X gathered with the Council of Ineffables to discuss the impending arrival of the Great Sock Drawer. It was decided that the best course of action would be to construct a moat of despair around the city, filled with a 3:1 ratio of despair-to-hope.
"I have seen the future," said Prophet X, "and it is a bleak one. The Sock Drawer will bring only darkness and chaos. But we, the Council of Ineffables, will not be swayed."
The meeting adjourned with a resounding " Meh." and a unanimous decision to continue sipping coffee and discussing the meaning of life.
Proceed to the Techno-Utopia for further analysis of the Sock Drawer's potential impact on our society.
View Prophet Y's 2nd Prophesy for an alternate take on the situation.