Prophet Y: The Prophetic Summary of Last Months Sprint

In the grand tapestry of time, last month was a blur of bureaucratic meetings and PowerPoint presentations. Yet, amidst the chaos, one prophet stood tall: Prophet Y.

With a crystal ball in one hand and a coffee cup in the other, Prophet Y foretold the future with uncanny accuracy:

• Meetings of the unclear future: A series of 17 identical meetings, each with a 90% certainty rate of being completely unnecessary.
• Deciphering last month's jargon: An in-depth analysis of the 27 new buzzwords introduced in the past 30 days, including "synergy," "disrupt," and "low-hanging prophets."
• Forecasting the free snacks: A 99.9% accurate prediction of when and where the free donuts would appear in the break room.

And so, dear reader, heed the words of Prophet Y: for in the world of meetings, only one thing is certain: there will always be more meetings.