Prophet Z's Prophetic Prophecies: A Series of Utterly Uninspiring and Redundant Meetings
Minutes from the Meeting prophets 1-5 (yes, it's been 5 meetings so far, and we're just getting started)
Summary: Moreประก talk about the same thing. Again. And again. And again. And once more.
- Meeting 1 (yawn): Discussion of "The Thing" and its many iterations
- Meeting 2 (yawn): "The Thing" still didn't get done
- Meeting 3 (yawn): More "The Thing" discussion, with added emphasis on its non-existence
- Meeting 4 (yawn): "The Thing" still pending, with a new "Action Item" that nobody will ever follow up on
- Meeting 5 (yawn): "The Thing" finally done (nope, not really)
Key Takeaways:
- We've been talking about "The Thing" for so long now, we've started to lose our voices
- We've developed a strong sense of déjà vu, as if we're stuck in some sort of meeting Groundhog Day
- Our coffee machine has been broken for weeks, and we're starting to think it's a plot by "The Thing" to drive us mad
Upcoming Meetings prophets 6-10
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