Prophet Z's Prophetic Prophecies: A Series of Utterly Uninspiring and Redundant Meetings

Minutes from the Meeting prophets 1-5 (yes, it's been 5 meetings so far, and we're just getting started)

Summary: Moreประก talk about the same thing. Again. And again. And again. And once more.

• Meeting 1 (yawn): Discussion of "The Thing" and its many iterations
• Meeting 2 (yawn): "The Thing" still didn't get done
• Meeting 3 (yawn): More "The Thing" discussion, with added emphasis on its non-existence
• Meeting 4 (yawn): "The Thing" still pending, with a new "Action Item" that nobody will ever follow up on
• Meeting 5 (yawn): "The Thing" finally done (nope, not really)

Key Takeaways:

• We've been talking about "The Thing" for so long now, we've started to lose our voices
• We've developed a strong sense of déjà vu, as if we're stuck in some sort of meeting Groundhog Day
• Our coffee machine has been broken for weeks, and we're starting to think it's a plot by "The Thing" to drive us mad

Upcoming Meetings prophets 6-10

Don't miss out on the next installment of "The Thing" saga! Stay tuned for:

• Meeting 6: The Thing's Half-Birthday - A special meeting where we celebrate "The Thing's" non-achievement of being done
• Meeting 7: The Thing's Annual Review - A meeting where we look back on all the times we talked about "The Thing" and wonder why we even bothered
• Meeting 8: The Thing's Mid-Life Crisis - A special meeting where we try to convince "The Thing" that it needs to get a new hobby
• Meeting 9: The Thing's Existential Crisis - A meeting where we question the very existence of "The Thing" and wonder if we're just wasting our time
• Meeting 10: The Final Showdown - The meeting where we finally, FINALLY get "The Thing" done (or do we?)