Prophecy of the Quarterly Summit Visionary Update

By the great Oracle of Redundant Meetings, it is decreed that the next Quarterly Summit will be a meeting of the minds, a gathering of the great, a convergence of the visionary.

But wait, there's more! The Oracle has also foreseen:

• Increased coffee consumption
• More PowerPoint presentations with Comic Sans
• A 50% chance of being rescheduled

And now, the Oracle shall reveal the Visionary Update:

Key Takeaways:

Key Takeaways

Stay tuned for further updates from the Oracle of Redundant Meetings.

Or, if you will, Prophetic Summary

Or, for the tl;dr version: Prophetic Tl;DR