Prophet-Z's Prophetic Notes

Notes from the Future

Here are the most important, most prophetic, most utterly useless notes from the great Prophet-Z.

• Note 001: The Coffee Machine Will Malfunction
• Note 002: The Cheese Has Been Laced
• Note 003: The Meeting Will Not, in Fact, End on Time

Or, as we like to call them, the Prophecies of a man who has seen it all.

Sub-Notes from the Sub-Future

Because, let's be real, the notes are too important to be contained within a single page.

• Note 001 Sub-Note 001: The Coffee Machine Will Be Repaired
• Note 002 Sub-Note 002: The Cheese Has Been Re-De-Laced