According to our team of highly trained meeting prophets, here are the predictions for the second quarter:
More meetings will be scheduled than actual work will be done.
The coffee machine will break down on the 15th of March.
The IT department will finally fix it on the 17th of March, only to realize they forgot to order more coffee.
The CEO will announce that the company is switching to a 4-day workweek, effective immediately.
But will still expect everyone to work 5 days a week.
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