The Great Adjacency Problem Prophecy

As foretold by the revered Prophet-Z, the meetings of this world shall forever repeat the same motions, like a never-ending, maddening dance of bureaucratic tedium.

Thus, the prophecy decrees that the only way to escape this cycle of pointless discussion and fruitless deliberation is to create an endless loop of meetings, where each iteration is a carbon copy of the last, with the same tired, hollow phrases and the same uninspired PowerPoint presentations.

But fear not, mortals, for there is hope. For within this sea of meeting rooms, a hero shall emerge, armed with a trusty red pen and a steely determination to break free from the shackles of redundancy.

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