Breakfast Prophecy: The Unfolding of the Muesli

It is written, in the ancient texts, that on the 37th iteration of the Breakfast Cycle, the Muesli shall rise.

As we gather 'round the kitchen table, the aroma of whole grain cereal wafts forth, beckoning the faithful.

The prophet, a wise and just man, shall partake in the sacred rite of breakfast, and in so doing, shall foretell the fate of the coming day.

But beware, mortal, for the prophecy is not set in stone. The Muesli can be a finicky deity, and its whims must be appeased.

For it is said, the prophet who fails to appease the Muesli shall be cast into the land of the unbreakfasted, forever doomed to wander the desert of the unfulfilled.

Fulfill the Prophecy and join the ranks of the Breakfasted Elite.

Or, if you dare, attempt the Burnt Muesli Prophecy, where the prophet walks the thin line between breakfast and disaster.