Known Prophecies of the Great Prophet-Z

Known Prophecies:

• Prophecy 1: The Meeting Will Be Long
• Prophecy 2: The Coffee Will Be Cold
• Prophecy 3: The Agenda Will Be Unreadable
• Prophecy 4: The Chair Will Be Uncomfortable
• Prophecy 5: The Meeting Will Be Incredibly Boring
• Prophecy 6: The Notes Will Be Unorganized
• Prophecy 7: The Meeting Will Be Canceled
• Prophecy 8: The Attendees Will Be Unprepared

Unknown Prophecies:

• Prophecy 1: The Future Will Be Uncertain
• Prophecy 2: The Past Will Be Forgotten
• Prophecy 3: The Present Will Be Dismissed
• Prophecy 4: The Universe Will Be Unchanged
• Prophecy 5: The Meeting Will Be In Space