By the power of the Ancient Ones, we bring you Prophecy 43.
The end of the world is upon us, and it will be a real blast!
Our prophets have foreseen the apocalypse, and it will be a doozy.
So, you have 3 days to prepare. 3 days to say your goodbyes, to stock up on your favorite snacks, and to learn how to do the chicken dance.
But, don't worry, we'll make sure to include a "survival guide" in the next edition of "Prophets of Doom: The Book".
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Or, just go ahead and Prophet-X will get to it first.
A comprehensive guide to stocking up on snacks, water, and other essential items for the coming apocalypse.
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