Attendance Prophets: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being There

Tip 1: Wear a watch that doesn't have an alarm, it's just more... prophetic

Tip 2: Bring a book, not a phone. The less you're seen, the more you'll be missed

Tip 3: Practice your 'I'm running late' face in the mirror. The key is to look worried, yet nonchalant

Advanced Tips for the Super Prophesied

Or if you want to go all out:

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