Baba Voodoo: The Meeting Prophet
Meetings. They're like a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex that consumes your every waking thought. Or are they?
Meet Baba Voodoo, the self-proclaimed Meeting Prophet. This mystical guru has spent years studying the ancient arts of meeting attendance, facilitation, and PowerPoint design.
With a flick of his wrist and a whisper of his voice, Baba Voodoo can sense the presence of a meeting from a mile away. He knows when to bring the coffee, when to bring the donuts, and when to bring the firehoses.
But beware, traveler, for Baba Voodoo's powers come at a cost. His prophecies are not always... propitious.