Chronos the Timekeeper, The Prophet Chronos, and the rest of the Meeting Prophets all agree: time is relative, but meetings are absolute.

As the appointed Timekeeper, Chronos ensures that every meeting runs longer than its allotted time. With an arsenal of clever excuses, Chronos keeps the discussion going, and going, and going...

The Oracle of Meetings, The Prophet Chronos foretells the fates of all gatherings. Will it be a meeting of the minds, or a meeting of the minds that will never end? Only The Prophet knows...