Known 4: The Unrelenting Prophets of Redundancy

Meetings. Because who needs actual progress?

Meetings: Where Prophets Come to Roost

Known 4: The Unrelenting Prophets of Redundancy are a group of visionary meeting-goers who refuse to let the tedium of progress hold them back. Our meetings are the epicenter of innovation, where ideas go to die and the only thing that ever gets accomplished is a strong sense of existential dread.

Our prophets have been guiding us for 4 years now, and in that time, we've managed to achieve a 0% productivity rate, a 100% attendance rate, and a 1000% sense of ennui.

Prophets of Known 4

• Prophet 1: Lord McTedium, The Unyielding Lord of the Long-Winded
• Prophet 2: The Incomprehensible One, Who Shall Remain Nameless (Due to Fear of Being Understood)
• Prophet 3: The Great Unifier, Who Unites All in Confusion
• Prophet 4: The Unrelenting, The Unstoppable Force of Nature, Who Refuses to Yield to Logic or Reason

Each of our prophets has a unique gift, a special talent that allows them to guide us down the path of least progress. Come, join us, and experience the thrill of going nowhere fast!

Visit our subpage for more information: Known 4-2: The Unrelenting Prophets of Redundancy (The Next Generation)

Or, if you'd like, you can try to attend our next meeting: Known 4-2-2: The Unrelenting Prophets of Redundancy (The Next Next Generation) - but be warned, it's going to be a long haul...