Meeting Prophets of the Known

The Extraordinary Meeting Attendees Society

Welcome to the most prestigious gathering of meeting attendees known to mankind.

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Our Notable Attendees:

These individuals have mastered the art of sitting through meetings that have been going on for hours.

Our Mission:

To provide a forum for the most dedicated meeting attenders to share their expertise and passion for meetings.

Our Methods:

  1. We hold meetings within meetings to discuss the meetings we're having.
  2. We create flowcharts for the flowcharts we use to plan our meetings.
  3. We have a strict 5-minute rule: every 5 minutes, we take a 5-minute break.

Join us and become a part of the most epic meeting society ever!

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