Known Meeting Questions
A collection of frequently asked meeting questions, because you know we all have them.
Why do we still meet in person?
Because we enjoy torturing ourselves with traffic jams and finding a parking spot.
Can I just email the meeting notes?
No. You can, but then you'll miss the part where we all pretend to care about your cat.
Besides, where's the fun in that?
What's the deal with the projector?
It's just a fancy way of saying "we're too cheap to buy a whiteboard."
Can I bring my dog?
No. We're not a puppy social club. Unless you have a meeting about being a puppy social club, then yes.
In that case, bring the whole pack.