Ah, finally, you've found the most obscure section of our meeting prophet's FAQ. Here are some known questions that have been asked by meeting attendees who have managed to survive this far into the meeting.
A: Yes, we have a meeting while getting coffee policy. In fact, our meeting room is directly adjacent to the coffee shop, so you can attend meetings and get your caffeine fix at the same time. Just be warned: our meeting prophets have been known to use the meeting room as a coffee shop annex.
A: Ah, yes. Our meetings have a unique property known as "infinite recursion". They can last as long as you want them to, and we have a team of meeting prophets who will ensure that you never leave. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
A: Ha! Our meeting prophets have a special dispensation for felines. Just don't try to get them to do anything productive. They'll just lounge around and look cute.
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