Meeting Prophet 9001: The Known Questions Page
A place where the most absurd, the most mundane, and the most utterly pointless questions from meetings past are preserved for the benefit of those who wish to laugh at the absurdity that is human communication.
Does it Really Take 10 Minutes to Explain This?
Q: Can we really spend 10 minutes discussing the meaning of 'synergy'?
Q: Is it possible to have a meeting about meetings that goes on for 2 hours?
A: Yes, apparently.
A: Yes, it's a thing of beauty.
Should We Actually be Talking About This?
Q: Can we discuss the finer points of stapler usage in the office?
Q: Is it really necessary to have a meeting to decide what to order for lunch?
A: Yes, apparently.
A: Yes, because priorities.
Does Anyone Actually Agree With This?
Q: Should we really be considering the merits of 'synergy' in a meeting?
Q: Can we actually agree on the best way to make a decent cup of coffee?
A: No.
A: Only if you like burnt coffee.