Meeting Prophets: The prophets of.reporting

Meetings that are so long-winded, they'll put you into a coma.

Who needs action items when you can just send an email? What is a status update, really? Why do we still have to say our attendance?

Meet the Prophets

  • Prophet John: The King of the 3-hour Meeting
  • Prophet Jane: The Goddess of the 30-minute Update
  • Prophet Bob: The Master of the 2-hour Brainstorming Session

Each prophet has a unique gift for turning any meeting into an eternity.

Note: This is a fictional representation of a meeting, with each link and subpage being part of the site. The content is meant to poke fun at the idea of meetings and the absurdity that can come from it.