Known Meeting Questions
Was the meeting ever meant to end?
Is the meeting just going to keep going on forever?
Are we just pretending the meeting will end so we can get free donuts?
Can we just take a 5-hour break and come back to it later?
Is there a meeting after this one that will never end?
Can I just leave early and pretend I'm at the beach?
Are the minutes of this meeting just going to be a novel length?
Can someone please bring more free donuts?