Q: What happens beyond the meeting?
According to our experts, nothing. The meeting will simply cease to exist, like a fleeting dream in the morning light.
But don't worry, you can always come back to the meeting room, where the same tired discussion will resume, like a never-ending Groundhog Day.
Read more on the meeting's existential implications.Q: Can I just send an email instead?
No. The Meeting Overlords have decreed that all communication must be conducted through the sacred ritual of the meeting.
But don't worry, we've heard rumors that a brave few have managed to escape the meeting by sending a strongly-worded email.
Read more on the ancient art of email escape.