What is the Meeting Agenda, But Actually

According to our highly-paid consultants, it's actually a 3x3 grid of PowerPoint slides with bullet points.

• Slide 1: "Welcome to the meeting, I guess."
• Slide 2: "Things to do, things to check, things to forget."
• Slide 3: "Q&A, because you all clearly need help."

Subpage: Agenda-Adjacent Activities

• Things to do while on the toilet.
• Food for thought, literally.
• When does it officially start, again?