By the power vested in us, we shall answer these questions:
It's to make us all feel slightly less terrible about our lives.
We cannot confirm or deny. But there might be stale coffee and a vending machine that only accepts coupons.
We're not sure, but we're pretty sure it's for your own good.
Only if we can find our PowerPoint remote and the projector isn't possessed by our IT department.
We shall answer all your meeting-related queries.
Follow us for more wisdom, or flee in terror.