When is a Meeting Really Over?

Known Questions and Answers

Q: When is a meeting really over?

A: When the last person still awake nods off and face-plants on the conference table.

Or when the coffee machine runs out of caffeine.

Or when you're pretty sure you're the only one still here.

What happened to the minutes?

When is the next meeting?

Q: What is the purpose of a meeting?

A: To discuss the meeting that we're in right now.

Or to create more meetings.

Or to make everyone feel guilty about not being on time.

What's on the agenda?