Why Do Meetings Never Start On Time?

Exploring the Mysterious Case of the Missing Timely Meetings

Meetings. They're like a never-ending cycle of existential dread and wasted productivity. But have you ever stopped to wonder: why do they never start on time?

Meet the Meeting Prophets

Meet the brave souls who have dedicated their lives to unraveling the mystery of the tardy meeting:

• The Omniscient Expert (known for his uncanny ability to arrive 30 minutes late)
• The Phantom Scheduler (who can't seem to find the meeting room)
• The Time Traveller (who's stuck in a time loop)

The Known Meeting Questions

We've collected the most frequently asked questions from our meeting experts:

1. Why is it so hard to find a meeting room?
2. What happens if the attendees are not present?
3. Why do people keep checking their phones in meetings?