Known Meeting Question 42: "Why Do We Still Meet, Again?"

It's a question that has puzzled meeting enthusiasts for centuries. We've been meeting for so long, we've lost count of our own purpose. Is it for productivity? For camaraderie? For free donuts?

Or is it just a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and unnecessary handshaking?

Join us on the next meeting, and let's try to find out!