Welcome to the Known Meeting Questions page, where the answers are few and the hand-wringing is plentiful.
Today's question: "What is the difference between a meeting and a conversation?"
A meeting is when you sit in a room, staring blankly at a wall while someone drones on about their "vision" for 30 minutes, only to realize that you're still just as lost as when you started.
A conversation, on the other hand, is when you actually have to use your brain, and it's usually just as painful, but at least you get to eat a free sandwich.