Known Meeting Questions

And now, the moment of truth.

What is the Secret Agenda?

To discuss the meaning of life and the futility of existence.

But let's be real, it's just to talk about our feelings, because, honestly, who needs actual productivity?

Will we actually accomplish anything today?

The universe is a vast, uncaring void.

But hey, at least we'll have free coffee!

Stay tuned for more thrilling answers to your burning questions!

Part 2: The Agenda Continues to be a Secret Why are meetings so long?