Prophet 1: The Great Oracle

Spoke on the importance of having a good coffee-to-water ratio in one's prophecy.

Prophet 1

Prophet 2: The Visionary

Discussed the merits of using Comic Sans in all future prophecies.

Prophet 2

Prophet 3: The Futurist

Spoke on the dangers of underestimating the importance of proper grammar in prophecy delivery.

Prophet 3

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