Known Prophets Agenda - 2208
Today's meeting will be led by Prophets known and respected throughout the land. Topics will include the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and the best ways to optimize your morning routine.
The Known Prophets will be discussing their latest research on the optimal number of socks to wear per day, and how to best utilize your free time while stuck in a meeting that could've been an email.
Attendees are expected to wear their finest prophetic attire, preferably in shades of neon green.