Redundant Meetings 2022-03-16

Agenda for the Ages

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM

  • Introduction to the meeting that will likely be an hour long
  • Discussion of the meeting that we're already in
  • Bureaucratic red tape to cut through
  • Unnecessary break for snacks

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM

  • More discussion of the same topic we were talking about last week
  • Rehashing of last week's discussion, because we forgot what we were talking about
  • Powerpoint presentation of 50 slides that will be read aloud by one person
  • Unnecessary break for more snacks

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM

  • Discussion of new ideas, but let's be real, they're not new
  • More rehashing of last week's discussion, because why not?
  • Unnecessary meeting adjournment, because we're all starving and need more snacks

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