Known Prophets Training Evaluation

We're glad you asked for our Known Prophets Training Evaluation page. Because, you know, we're a serious organization that takes our prophets very seriously.

Our Known Prophets Training Program is the best in the business. We've got the best prophets, the best training, and the best evaluations. Because, let's face it, our prophets are the real deal.

Prophetic Evaluation Criteria

We evaluate our prophets on the following criteria:

• The ability to predict the apocalypse with confidence and clarity
• The power to foresee the future with uncanny accuracy
• The skill to interpret omens and portents with precision
• The art of convincing people to follow their predictions with a mix of charm and coercion

Prophetic Training Methods

We use a variety of methods to train our prophets, including:

• Intensive study of ancient tomes and dusty tomes
• Practical experience with tarot cards and crystal balls
• Regular meditation and yoga to improve focus and clarity
• Group sessions with other prophets to share knowledge and experiences

And, of course, our patented Prophetic Intensive Program, where we lock you in a room with nothing but a whiteboard, a marker, and a bag of stale coffee for 48 hours straight.

Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds. (Or is it?)

Want to know more about our Prophetic Intensive Program? Click here to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Prophetic Games page for some fun and interactive ways to test your prophetic skills.

Known Prophets Training Evaluation Form

Prophetic Score (out of 10): Comments: Submit Evaluation

Don't worry, we won't actually use this form for anything important. We're just using it as a prop for our next big meeting.

But seriously, thanks for playing along.