The Meeting of the Century: Where We Spend 5 Hours Discussing the Obvious

In a shocking turn of events, the committee has managed to find 5 new ways to restate what we already know.

Action Item 1: We need to reorganize our reorganization plan.

Action Item 2: Let's make a flowchart for our flowchart.

Action Item 3: Let's table this discussion for another meeting.

A special shoutout to our beloved Meeting Prophets, who have managed to make this meeting more exciting than it deserves to be!