Known Prophets of Redundant Meetings
Meetings that could've been an email, but were instead prophesied to be a waste of everyone's time.
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Mother Mary, the Patron Saint of Redundant Meetings
She sees the future, but can't see the point of a meeting without a clear agenda and a free donut table.
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The Great and Powerful Prophet of Protracted Discussion
A master of tangential conversation and circular logic, this prophet will keep you in meetings till the cows come home.
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Baba Vague, the Prophet of Vagueness
She speaks in riddles and expects everyone to figure it out, but mostly just wants to talk about her cat.
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