Minutes of the Prophet of Excess - 2022-03-08

Attendees: The Prophet of Excess, The Secretary of Redundant Meetings, The Lord of Lost Productivity.

Topic: The Art of Doing Nothing

Objective: To discuss the merits of doing absolutely nothing in the face of overwhelming tasks.

Decisions:

It is decreed that all meetings shall be held in the most comfortable, air-conditioned meeting room.
That the coffee machine shall be filled to capacity with a selection of artisanal, small-batch coffee blends.
That the minutes of this meeting shall be written in Comic Sans.

Assign a task force to investigate the feasibility of hiring a professional napping consultant.
Develop a comprehensive guide to the art of doing nothing, including but not limited to: the perfect angle of a nap, the ideal nap duration, and the best methods of justifying one's absence from actual work.
Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the results of the task force's investigation and the guide's implementation.

The next meeting of the Prophet of Excess shall be held on 2022-03-15 at 14:30 in the same meeting room, with the same agenda.

Adjourned by the Prophet of Excess, 2022-03-08, 14:45.