Known Prophets of the 2022-03-21 Meeting
Summary
Today's meeting was a wild ride, folks. We covered the following topics:
- Reorganizing the department's coffee supply chain to prioritize more artisanal, small-batch coffee beans.
- Implementing a new "nap time" policy to combat the looming threat of burnout.
- Debating the merits of replacing the office copier with an antique, manual model.
Decisions
After much deliberation, the Known Prophets of 2022 decreed:
- That all employees shall be required to drink only coffee that meets the " Known Prophet's Seal of Approval".
- That the new "nap time" policy shall be implemented forthwith, effective immediately.
- That the manual copier shall be replaced with a vintage, dot-matrix printer that prints only in inverse.
Next Steps
A meeting of the Known Prophets will be called for 2023-03-21 to further discuss the implementation of the new policies. Mark your calendars, mortals!
Related Links
Decisions of the Meeting (PDF)