God-Kalendrius's Divine Meeting

Today, we're going to discuss the importance of redundant meetings in the cosmos.

God-Kalendrius, the patron deity of meetings, descends upon us with wisdom.

• Meeting Prophecies - Receive visions of meeting-induced epiphanies
• Meeting Anniversaries - Honor the sacred tradition of meeting milestones
• Minutes of Glory - Witness the majesty of meeting minutes

God-Kalendrius's Words of Wisdom

"A meeting is not just a meeting, it's an opportunity to create synergy, to build relationships, and to make PowerPoint presentations." - God-Kalendrius